Monday, February 16, 2009

fml

So let me tell you a little story. In this story, a young girl named Alisha gets up for work at 6:30 in the morning on Monday and then, after arriving at work at 7:45 am, realizes that she has the day off. She checks her calender and sure enough she has "off work" written in her calender for the 16th. But, with all the excitement of being newly engaged and the craziness of planning a one day trip to St. Louis she must have forgotten.

Then, when the young girl arrives back home--feeling idiotic for the whole work mishap--she has to deal with a broken freezer. Currently, our main character is still waiting for this slow ass old man to fix the gd freezer. She is unsure why it takes so long to replace a motor. Oh wait. Now she remembers. Said old ass man had to take a two hour break in the middle to "get some supplies" and then said he "got turned around" on his way back. Something like this would of course happen after our damsel went on a fabulous shopping trip to CostCo and stored all her new BULK food in the (now) broken freezer.

She is crawling out of her skin with nerves because she would have much rather been on her way to St. Louis hours ago as she has a very important person to talk to there and is feeling ill prepared as is.

please pray that Alisha is granted strength to wait patiently for this handyman (who ironically is missing one of his index fingers) and pray that she is granted the strength to control herself when he asks for an exorbitant about of money in return for his painfully slow service.

fuck my life.

2 comments:

neillm said...

driving alisha to work on her day off only to turn around and pick her up and head back home ... 1 hour

driving to st louis and back with cutie pie alisha ... 10.5 hours

freezer fixed and all our yummy yummy costco food being saved and waiting for us ... priceless

:-)

The Introitus said...

haha. fair enough fair enough.